Or should I, maybe, just focus on something non-biblical at all like essays by “Saint” Augustine or Thomas Aquinas? I know; I’ll take a passage from Martin Luther’s diary and combine it with a grocery list written by Joseph Smith.
Better yet, I’ll invent an issue that is essentially absent from the bible altogether, like abortion, and make it the center of what has always been the one, true Christian denomination (you just didn’t know it): Fetusism.