Which Obscure Biblical Passage Should I Fixate On To Build The One, True Christian Denomination?
Or should I, maybe, just focus on something non-biblical at all like essays by “Saint” Augustine or Thomas Aquinas? I know; I’ll take a passage from Martin Luther’s diary and combine it with a grocery list written by Joseph Smith.
Better yet, I’ll invent an issue that is essentially absent from the bible altogether, like abortion, and make it the center of what has always been the one, true Christian denomination (you just didn’t know it): Fetusism.
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November 29th, 2009 at 2:50 am
Romans 13:8-10 Owe nothing to anyone except to love one another; for he who loves his neighbor has fulfilled the law. For this, “YOU SHALL NOT COMMIT ADULTERY, YOU SHALL NOT MURDER, YOU SHALL NOT STEAL, YOU SHALL NOT COVET,” and if there is any other commandment, it is summed up in this saying, “YOU SHALL LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR AS YOURSELF.” Love does no wrong to a neighbor; therefore love is the fulfillment of the law.
Whenever I have nagging questions like these I goto FIJC Ministries website and online chat. They always seem to have scripturally sound advice and answers and they have awesome audio sermons on their website!
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November 29th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Don’t ever let anyone mess with your junk:
Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:37 am
I’m thinking maybe some remote passage from Leviticus about dietary rules. That way, you can make sure no other denomination is following the same rules your denomination does. If you do that, it will be much easier to heap scorn on the other religions that have abandoned the “true” path to God.
November 29th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Luke 22:36, “Jesus said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one.”
This verse is a warning to Christians that we will have to defend ourselves against evil people in this world. Back then swords were state of the art for self-defense. Now we have guns, and there seems to be no shortage of evil people we must defend ourselves against.
Christians should be more agressive when it comes to fighting evil…
Thanks for the thumbs down. It confirms that you want Christians to be defenseless against evil.
November 29th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Don’t cross breed cattle, plant mingled seeds in a field or wear cloth made from two different fabrics
- Leviticus 19:19
And while your at it, if you rape a slave girl against her will, don’t kill her. Just beat her severely. Cause she wasn’t free to make the decision to get raped.
-Leviticus 19:20
November 29th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
biff, biff, biff, oh no not biff…hehehehehe
November 29th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
“Whatsoever you do unto the least of these my brethren, you do unto me” – Jesus
Oh, and remember JESUS NEVER REJECTED ANYONE!
November 30th, 2009 at 3:53 am
Go into the Beatitudes. Blessed are the peace makers would be a good one.
November 30th, 2009 at 4:38 am
Here’s my answer:
http://www.exposingchristianity.com
November 30th, 2009 at 11:02 am
What does this have to do with politics?